full form of Maths -

M:mentaly
A:admited
T:teacher
H:harshing
S:student

Like if you ever said this to your teacher ...
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Sir, I did My homework, but forgot it at home..!!

Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
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Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!

Que. EK GHANTA PADHNE...
Aur 1 GHANTA NHI PADHNE SE KYA FARAQ PADTA HAI...?
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Ans. GHANTA FARAQ PADTA HAI...!!

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya...!

Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..

Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.



student: who? Me?



teacher: very good. Sit down....

Studies are of two Types........

1st) difficult subjects which cant be studied........

2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......

Thats how college students Study