Bunty: - डाक्टर साहब दस्त ने बेहाल कर रखा है...!!!

Doctor: - कितना पतला आता है...???

Bunty: - ये समझ लो कि आप उस से कुल्ला कर
सकते हो...!!

Pyar ki numayish kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabi kamjor nai hogi Apki haddiya
Bus roj 2 boond DABUR LAAL TEL se malish kiya kro

Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
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Na husband hota hai
Na wife hoti hai

Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
Wah wahh..
Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
ACP kehta hai " Daya, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"

Lab Pe Aati h Dua Bn k tamana meri
SIM band ho jye khuda kare teri
Puri Dunya me Mere dam se ujala ho jye
Jo Muje Shayari na kre Uska rang kala ho jye..

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Gaur farmayiega
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Koi baat nahin
It's ok! it's ok!

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h
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Chalo ab SMS kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai

:: Poor Jokes in Hindi ::

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<)(..... //,
_/|_ ....JL
Kab tak jawani chupao gi rani?

,*,
( '.')
/)(
kanwaro ko kitna
satao gi rani?

('.')
' /)(>
kabhi to kisi ki
dulanya banogi

is sy shadi krogi?
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