Jokes > Insult SMS - HindiJokes.Mobi
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago
पिंड दी सरदारनी अपने सरदार नू :
सरदार जी आज मकडोनाल्ड चलिए.?

सरदार –
स्पेलिंग दस दे.. फेर चलेंगे..

सरदारनी: फेर KFC चलदे हाँ…
सरदार- KFC दी फुल फॉर्म बोल फेर चलदे हां.

सरदारनी – रहन दे कुत्तेया
कुलचे छोले ही खवा दे.. !
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

;

;

;

;
Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..."
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 17 hours ago

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...!