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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ENGINEERING STUDENTS

Happy Engineers Day
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
Shes d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl
do anything for u.

... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna ...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya...

Boss:" batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Bike..
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Boss:" nai HOnda Bike..
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Boss:" acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Car.. )
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Boss:" nahi Toyota car..
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Engineer:" ab tum mere sawal ka jawab do.. ??
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"Itni si dibya duk duk karey.. chalta musafir bhi gir padey ??
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Boss:" hahahahah Aankh..)
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Engineer:" nahii Saale... teri maa ki aankh..
( Aur le engineer se panga)
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
5 signs to be an Engineering student student

1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..

2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..

3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega

5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
Maa:" Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:" Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa:" Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..