Jokes - HindiJokes.Mobi
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Dr : 3000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Paan khao to muh Laal,



Gand maro to Lund Laal,


pakde Gaye to Gaand Laal,


Bach Gaye to jiyo mere Laal.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Police:oi stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Dabangg effect-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai,
marks de to kahan..

Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai..

Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI..

Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!

Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 99%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta h
sbke dilon ko surur milta h
jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar
kuch na kuch zarror milta h
JAI BABA AMARNATH