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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
newton ne apple niche girte hue dekh ke gravity ko invent kiya.
saale ke dimaq me ye nahi aaya ki 25 saal se susu kartha tha.
toh susu kya upar jaatha tha.....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha,
deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
-Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Bus me sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira
tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho....
Srdr bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se BCOM kar raha hu..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Girls should not study much..
kyu..
socho
socho
kyu ke
Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.