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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Whats self insult ..

An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
BOss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..
rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
1 Number DilMe Socho Usme 3 Jodo Ab 2 Se Guna Karo Usme Se 7 Ghatao Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho


Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
flat ki bell baji;
Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya.
Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
If u care 4 me,
i will care 4 u,
if u miss me,
i will miss u,
if u msg me,
i will msg u,
if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,
i will kill U!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Boy: "Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho"

Girl: "Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:"To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Kavi ki kalpna dekho- arz kiya hai"chunni leke soti thi,kamaal lagti thi
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karlo baat
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"sirf chunni laker soegi to kamaal to lgegi hi.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he aur zoroo se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he ..
seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu.. tu udhar soo jaa..