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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
7 Sachchai Duniya Ki...

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.!

2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.!

3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.!

6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :-


Apke pas dimag hai,


Chalta nahi alag baat hai,



Aap smart ho,

Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef ho,

Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Kaafi izzat hai aapki,

Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho,
Kya baat hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Darna hai to Aahat dekho.

Rona hai to Balika Vadhu dekho.

Nachna hai to Dance India Dance dekho.

Aur hasna hai to

Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
-=Arz Hai=-

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Chm Chm Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Koi B SMS Nahi Krta
Besharam Ho Gaye Sare
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
SACH KA SAMNA
Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me dena hai.
Aapke liye 1 sawal:-
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Kya Aapne Bhikhari ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt hai to reply karo.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
GABBAR-are o sambha SMS pdhne wala sundr h ya bndar...
SAMBHA-Sarkr agr rply kiya to sundr h,nahi kiya to bandar hai...abhi pata chal jayega..!izzat ka sawal h.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-

sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Na Moh Na Maya he,
kya saara aalas tumhe hi aya he?

Hame Bhi MSG Kar liya karo Beta
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Mummi Papa ne Mobile Sirf GIRL FRIEND" K liye nhi dilwaya he..