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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago

Bachha - Papa ek glass pani dena...!!!

Papa: Apne aap le lo

Kid: Nahi aap de do plezz.

Papa: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to
2 thapad marunga.

Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana..
Papa paani dena....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago

Santa tum Is office Mein kab se kaam kar rahe
ho...???
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Banta - Jab se Boss ne Mujhe naukri se nikalne
ki dhamki di hai...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago

1st Dost: - Kal main raat ko bathroom gya
toh andar bhoot tha...

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2nd Dost: - To phir kiya hua...???

1st Dost: - Hona kiya tha mei bhoot se bola
Tum kar lo humari to waise hi nikal gayi...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago

Boy teasing a girl: - Ae chalti kya...??


Gal: - Kaha...??


Boy: - Wherever u say... smile.png

Gal: - Ok, lets go to shopping... smile.png
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Boy: - Ohh Main toh majak kar rha tha bhanji..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago

Teacher: - "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi.." ka future tense
kiya hoga..???
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Studnet: - Tu, Saali Haath laga ke toh dikha....!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga....

Student Rock... teacher shock...!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 7 months ago
Usne kahaa, mohabbat ki sajaa do mujhe...!

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Maine ja ke uske papa ko bta diya... smile.png
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kasam se khoob piti...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na...