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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek Bhakt mandir main
sache mann se ek
sawaal ka uttar pucha rha tha..
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Hey Bhagwan
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Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima...
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Aur
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Meri ek bhi nahi.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Fighter pilot santa
kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz
land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne
usey hatho hath lia
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke
4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or
1 tank ko mar giraya...
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin
sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me
Pakistan me hi
land kar gaye hain...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Sum say
Whisky is Risky
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Sum say
Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki
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Bt I say
Rum Beer ya ho Whisky
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Koi Nahi Glfrnd se Zayada Risky
Aj iski kal pata nai kiski...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Once in a classroom...
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Boy : Pen hai?
Girl : Nahi hai.
......Thori der baad..
Boy : pen hai?
Girl : Nahi hai bola na. :x
Thori der baad..
Boy : pen hai pen? Pen?
Girl : Ek baar bola na k nahi hai,
ab pucha to hathore se
sarr phor dungi tumhara..
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Boy : Hathora hai?
Girl : Nahi hai..
Boy : To phir pen hai..? pen?
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Cellphone using is very Dangerous nd It damages the Brain But, U R so Lucky, No Brain.! No Damage.! No Problem.!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai