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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Definition of LIKE button on Facebook

Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,

Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But Dosent love me who dies for her every day ?
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God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe dal de.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Most common chat on facebook:
Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu)
Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Facebook user
Boy:Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE or COMMENT nahi aate
Nirmal Baba:FB last time kab khola tha
Boy:Baba kal
khola tha Nirmal Baba:1 din mai kitni bar FACEBOOK kholte hoo?
Boy:2-3 baar
Nirmal Baba:Browser kon sa USE karte hoo ?
Boy:Baba "OPERA"
Nirmal baba:>Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai, jao or PASSWORD badl kar account ko"GOOGLE CHROME se kholo..
Kirpa aani shuru ho jaayegi.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Apne INDIA Ka Kuchh Nahi Ho Sakta..!!

Kyuki Yahan..
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Buddhe Desh Chala Rahe Hai, Or Jawaan Facebook
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Girls on Facebook: Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture Changed her profile picture 16 more similar stories Boys on Facebook: Added Rita Added Pooja Added Rina Added Reema Added Rekha 20 more similar stories.. .<(‘.’) ..||> .._/_
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
FaceBook Student Status:
SomeTimes.. I FeeL To Write"LOL" At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams..