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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?...
2nd guy:I think maths..... .
1st guy surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है...
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MAUKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.